Cocaine Bear - crap?

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Lady and Gentlemen put on your seatbelts, and look forward to a ride filled with absurdity! "Cocaine Bear" is an incredible ride, and in many aspects than. This movie is based on an "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an amusing horror comedy that'll get you laughing, scratching your head, and thinking about what the characters' lives are like for bears and drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear As soon as we meet the gorgeous Andrew C Thornton, played perfectly by Matthew Rhys, you know that you're going to be a thrilling ride. The smuggler has style, grace, and a skill at dumping his cargo at the most inconvenient locations. However, he didn't know, he was about to by accident create the legend of the 20th century "Cocaine Bear!" It's time to forget everything you think that you know about bears and their diet preferences. The film takes a strong approach and suggests that when bears drink cocaine, they do more than just drink, they transform into bloodthirsty monsters! Get over it, Godzilla, there's a new the king of town, and it's a bear that has a love of powdered substances. The characters we have in our story, that includes the dumb police on the run, the negligent criminals and innocent citizens who were unable to get from the paper bag are sure to leave you with laughter. Their collective incompetence is an eye-opener. If you ever find yourself trying to find a laugh and a laugh, imagine Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to figure out cases without shooting each other. Also, let's not forget our courageous adventurers Olaf as well as Elsa. No, not the ones that appear on "Frozen." The two trekkers stumble across an abundant supply of Colombian goodies, and before one can even hear "Bearzilla," they become those who are the most likely targets of Cocaine Bear's hunger for food. What's the point of an Disney princess when you have animals that snort and roar who is out on the run? It strikes the right blend of comedy and terror in which you can laugh once and then clutching your popcorn in fear the next. The body count will rise faster than hair in your neck while you'll be cheering at each demise, with hilarious enjoyment. This is exactly like watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper. We'll now (blog post) discuss the ultimate showdown. Imagine: a cascading waterfall that is gushing in the background, our amazing family consisting of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry ready to take on that Cocaine Bear. It's a thrilling battle for over a century, filled with blasts, bear roars as well as enough white powder to bring Tony Montana to shame. As you are about to think that the bear has been killed after all, it's resurrected with a cocaine explosion! Talk about a new era of legendary proportions. Yes "Cocaine Bear" may have problems. Editing is as jittery as a caffeinated squirrel that leaves you scratching your heads and contemplating if the reel is used secretly as scratching pole. But fear not, dear viewers, because the bear's CGI has a stunningly high-end quality. It is a show-stealing bear even if the editing team seemed to seem to be in a high-sugar state themselves. The movie is a mixture of tension, tension and unanticipated bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. In the end, and you exit the theatre with a smirk on your face, be sure to remember the reviewer's final advice: Beware of feeding bears anything and especially not drugs or fellow trekkers. Be assured that the situation won't bring any good luck to anyone. Get your popcorn and buckle up to get lost in this wacky adventure called "Cocaine Bear." It's an experience unlike any other and will leave you with tears, while you contemplate the power of bears and their secrets of partying potential.

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